Bin Laden in Utah? That’s what federal agents are being told Bin Laden in Utah? That’s what federal agents are being told

Scripps Howard News Service

Published Jan 3 2002

SALT LAKE CITY _ Scores of Utahns apparently believe that Osama bin Laden is hiding out in the Beehive State — perhaps drawn there by his proclivity toward plural marriage or his penchant for desert climes.

Federal agents in Salt Lake City say they’ve fielded dozens of reports that the accused terrorist mastermind has been spotted on the freeway, in the mall or eating a Big Mac and fries at McDonald’s.

“We’ve had a bunch of bin Laden sightings,” said Special Agent Kevin Eaton.

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