Notorious “Ipod Killer” DEAD !!

Mr. Zune turned to suicide today when interest in his plight became so ‘tepid’ that even the folks at the Suicide Prevention Hot-line refused to take his calls.

Microsoft Corp. (MSFT) will stop introducing new versions of the Zune music and video player because of tepid demand, letting the company shift its focus to other devices with similarly tepid demand, according to a person familiar with the decision.

Enjoy.