What the hell is going on with these people? Anybody else besides me feel like they woke up in an America recasting itself from an episode of Ken Follett’s Pillars of the Earth?
Screw all the recently hyped nonsense about fearing Sharia law. It’s Leviticus and Revelations you better keep your eye on.

Future news story:

The Supreme Court refused to hear the case against the Palin administration’s widely reported torturing of witches, pointing to the precedent given to previous administrations in defining other such murky terms as ‘enemy combatant’.

In other news, the search for Nancy Pelosi has thus far produced no positive leads.  She was last spotted on a Greyhound lobby surveillance video in partial disguise.  It is not known under what assumed name she is traveling, nor is her location known with the specificity of the WMD’s around Baghdad and Tikrit (and north, south, east and west of there).  Be on the lookout.  She is armed with a sharp wit and a forceful demeanor.  Avoid direct contact and get in touch with the proper Homeland Security officials immediately if you spot her.