I’m not saying I’m gangsta’ but it takes some doing to get banned from a FAKE casino without even trying. Zynga Poker. To wit:
I can’t even imagine any terms of service I could have broached in the 85000+ hands I’ve played there over the last several years, but the overall experience was mixed at best, so it’s no great loss.
I’d like to give you some insight into Zynga’s abrupt ejaculation but dam if I’m gonna go digging through their customer service nightmare to help them FIX their service. The reasons for them buggering me are UNSPECIFIED, which basically means I’ve managed to do something so horrific they don’t even have a regular category to fit it into!
You better watch me folks because I’m (allegedly) a thoroughly dangerous man. Zynga is most likely in the process right now of passing my Gravatar icon around to all the other casinos. I’ll be lucky if I can gain entry to a Vegas strip lounge by the time they finish with their electronic character assassination!
Still, just when you think they might be getting most of the bugs worked out of their system you see that’s a pipe dream. Just remember kids. If Zynga can do this to me with no notice you might want to think twice (or three times) before investing in that new tablet version of their Farmville offering. You might get up one morning to feed your cattle and find that Zynga has rustled them all and sent them to the slaughterhouse!!
I’ve removed everything Zynga from all my devices and suspended their access to my Facebook. They have shown they do not have the social media savvy to discern friend from foe so I will also have to assume they lack the technical ability to safely protect my account information as well.
Enjoy.
