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Accompanying the Choir: Dr. Dre

A message to God.

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Today’s Brief Sermon

Even if we assume that there were chemical weapons used in Syria, there has been absolutely no evidence whatsoever that they were launched by the Syrian government.  In terms of absolute motive, a covert special ops mission by forces loyal to Halliburton and their Neocon collaborators fits the empty evidence framework as well as anything I’ve seen or heard.  They would certainly profit greatly from expanded mideast unrest.

We’ve got an army of drone pilots doing surveillance over there.  There’s persistent surveillance of Paki goat farmers to the point that our guys track (and discuss) individual villagers shitting in their fields every day.  Where is the surveillance video of Syrian soldiers brandishing the chemical weapons to support the president’s casus belli?

These weapons charges aren’t new.  There are web references going back months now.

The American public is well conditioned not to “take the government’s word” on anything these days.  We can’t afford to trust anymore, be it in imaginary religious beliefs, or our own government, which has shown absolutely no integrity in matters of war or peace.

You don’t have to be a Russian commie to see that.

King Crimson – Epitaph 

The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams.
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams.
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams,
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams

Confusion will be my epitaph.
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back
And laugh.
But I fear tomorrow I’ll be crying,
Yes I fear tomorrow I’ll be crying.

Between the iron gates of fate,
The seeds of time were sown,
And watered by the deeds of those
Who know and who are known;
Knowledge is a deadly friend
if no one sets the rules.
The fate of all mankind I see
Is in the hands of fools.

Enjoy.

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I got rhythm.  I got music.  I got my girl.  Who could ask for anything more?

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Accompanying the Choir: Jackie DeShannon

What the World needs now.

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With apologies to my dear friend @Jerry_dewitt, Author of ‘Hope After Faith‘.  It’s not his fault that most of America (and half of atheism) is heavily creeped out by his innate southern Pentecostal mannerisms and is still searching for the ultimate expression of an evangelical free atheist communal experience.  I’ll be writing my own companion addition to Jerry’s book. Working title: Fun After Faith

Our Mission

The creative geniuses in my Advanced English Expressions Department, along with a big assist from The Tim Channel’s Ecumenical Plattitudes Division, teamed up to solve one of the world’s most perplexing questions:

Why is it I can put on one sock while holding the other sock in my hand, and then suddenly decide to go on a search for my “missing” sock?

Long frustrated by that unsolvable mystery, they were reassigned to the less Tim-critical mission of forming a new religiously unaffiliated congregation to pacify world religious angst.

Our Goal