Surely You Jest

The largest fish kill in living memory, including a dead whale from the Macando Well region, occurs just days after a massive tide of BP oil hits Louisiana waterways. The Dept. of Wildlife denies a connection.

In a related story I’m happy to report that BP officials have recently pinpointed the exact location of the heavily reported “missing mystery oil”.

Newty hired BP spokesman Ronald Dumsfeld issued this statement from BP headquarters earlier today:

We know where they are it is. They’re It’s in the area around Tikrit San Francisco and Baghdad New York  and east, west, south and north somewhat.

Sounds like problem solved.  No one (who watches Fox News) would have imagined it could have ended otherwise.