Providence or Chance?

I survived an infancy bereft of childproof caps, a reckless adolescence filled with tree climbing, and an early adulthood that safely concluded without a newspaper article and a grainy (B/W) picture of me, dead and crushed inside a Fiat convertible.  All together brethren!!

Can I get a big  “Darwin” from the congregation?!?

h/t on the “Darwin” to Jerry Dewitt.

Enjoy.