When I Was a Kid

We kicked cans in the street
Braved a Jart to the ribs
Thought Jesus would save us
When I was a kid.

We cherished love
The hippies their lids
Jesus played his guitar
When I was a kid.

Time passed quickly
Jesus aged as I did
He wasn’t the guy
I knew as a kid.

I returned to the scriptures
Were they always this glib?
It was never as simple
As I thought as a kid.

The Nazi’s were an anathema
Dictators? Undid
Things were quite different
When I was a kid.

Now Republican Jesus
Sells us out for a quid
That’s not what I’d figured
When I was a kid.




OMG! They Killed Jesus !!

“The whole time Clemmons kept saying things like trust him, the world is going to end soon, and that he was Jesus,” the report said.

This helps explain why Huckabee granted the guy clemency in the first place. How could he possibly deny a pardon to someone so enraptured?

Update: Jesus is not confirmed dead. He is on the loose. Consider him armed and very dangerous.

Update: The rat bastard is dead.

Besides the fact that Huckabee seems inclined to pardon any inmate who sees Jesus in his toast, the system of bail in this country is obviously whacked. The court system contributed mightily to this tragedy by letting him out of jail awaiting trial on child rape and arson.

I wonder if those in the criminal justice system might find some solace in the fact that Tommy Chong actually did hard time for the manufacture of glassware?