Sunday Morning Services

With apologies to my dear friend @Jerry_dewitt, Author of ‘Hope After Faith‘.  It’s not his fault that most of America (and half of atheism) is heavily creeped out by his innate southern Pentecostal mannerisms and is still searching for the ultimate expression of an evangelical free atheist communal experience.  I’ll be writing my own companion addition to Jerry’s book. Working title: Fun After Faith

Our Mission

The creative geniuses in my Advanced English Expressions Department, along with a big assist from The Tim Channel’s Ecumenical Plattitudes Division, teamed up to solve one of the world’s most perplexing questions:

Why is it I can put on one sock while holding the other sock in my hand, and then suddenly decide to go on a search for my “missing” sock? Not Guilty This Time

Long frustrated by that unsolvable mystery, they were reassigned to the less Tim-critical mission of forming a new religiously unaffiliated congregation to pacify world religious angst.

Our Goal

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Heavily Guarded Secrets

In an effort to save Christians the expensive prospect of auditing sessions at the Scientology Center secondary education at Jeebus College, here’s the inside scoop on the unspoken scam concerning the nature of the “evidence” of the golden plates Jeebus, so you won’t be totally clueless on the real origins of Xenu Jeebus even if you don’t have the time, inclination or insanity to spend money on “advanced religious studies”.

Here are powerful first person testimonies from former preachers who didn’t have access to the kind of info available today.  Information is poison to religion.

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And not to be missed, Mr. Jerry DeWitt.  If you haven’t seen what happens when a former speaking-in-tongues, holy ghost lovin’ Pentacostal pastor finally figures out the religion scam, then you are in for a real treat.  Mr. DeWitt just recently left the pulpit, and his mannerisms and phrases are still those of a man who spent his life publicly performing for Jeebus, but his message is exactly opposite.  I nominate him as the Atheist Preacher Laureate of modern secularism.  LOL.

Help expose Christiantology.  Think of all the time and money this single post could save the world if all the people that could really use the info were exposed to it.  Each one teach one.

Enjoy.