“Stuff I Learnt” is a new series premiering today. It will focus on an eclectic mix of things I have learned since leaving Mississippi five odd years ago.
Hates Ducks and Dudes Who Like Dick
Guy with the longest beard has the smallest penis
After that article went viral, it was “Heathens vrs. Holy Men” time (aka America vrs Fox News) all over the TV and internet. The Holy Men assured us that the show would be more popular than ever. I clearly remember the harmonic bleating of the usual cast of knuckle dragging religionists fully agreeing with the Fox News analysis. We were advised by those motley fools that the homosexuals would be better served trying to un-homosexualize themselves than taking on a manly dude who seeks gratification slaughtering ducks. Psychiatric sessions were suggested (for gays, but not compulsive duck murderers), no offense intended…of course.