To my fellow Americans. Actual people I know, as well as those of you who appear real to me by virtue of your social media signatures, take note.
Trump colluded with the Russians, using sophisticated marketing analysis of data obtained from Facebook to Soviet mind-f#ck tens of millions of Americans into voting for him.
It would probably have been 100 percent legal if he hadn’t employed the services of Russian hackers and saboteurs which is what really pisses him off. He thinks he can hire and fire ANYBODY he dam well pleases dontchaknow?
It was effective with at least some small percent of the most gullible among us. They’re not hard to spot. It’s like a sad remake of the Heaven’s Gate “Away Team“.
The Lazy Boyz Brigade (with Sean Hannity reprising the role of Marshall Applewhite), are eager to fall into full recline, consume the tainted Trump Steaks, tie a plastic bag full of Hillary’s stolen emails over their heads and then cover themselves with a purple MAGA blanket in anticipation of arrival at the Spaceship TruckNutz hiding behind the Comet Hale-Bopp. where they will be be awarded with fifty virgin AR-15’s.
Having conclusively established evidence that you can fool some percent of the people all the time I still contend that Trump’s base numbers are as heavily inflated as both his ego and girth.
We’re being led to believe that Trump couldn’t shake off his supposed 33 percent of ‘core Republican supporters” even if he dug up the corpse of Reagan and shat all over it in a live pay per view TrumpTV event while Stormy Daniels, suspended from above, rained copious amounts of piss on his mangled mandarin mange. And in an odd ‘Oh, by the way, which one’s Pink?” moment, his most solid support is reported to be among the most pious?
The acquisition of the data may very well have been a standard marketing transaction. Selling your digital soul is what Facebook does that allows them to offer such fantastic ‘free’ services.
It’s all a part of that pesky Facebook TOS agreement being as least as difficult a legal quagmire as Trump’s side-whore confidentiality agreements.
Scientific application of that data, available to those with budgets far less grandiose and slightly less subversive than that of Soviet statecraft, can dramatically alter perceptions in ways that are academically demonstrable.
How in the bloody hell do you think diamonds became a girl’s best friend?
If you think Trump’s use of “FAKE” everything isn’t a calculated part of his Soviet funded propaganda campaign to overthrow America you probably already own the box set of purple MAGA blankets located amidst the stacks of old newspapers you’ve been hoarding since the late 1940’s.
The ginned up perception of Trump’s unflinching solid base of support is as fake as tits on a pumpkin. It’s another ‘crowd size’ delusion being perpetrated by the ONGOING and unaddressed attack on reality being perpetrated by the Soviet state.
These aren’t just the opinions of a modern day prophet living in his van up in the high mountain meadows, these are mainstream, four star general, certified American hero patriot facts.
Dear Donnie, you can’t pretend to support the troops while simultaneously shatting all over them (with Stormy Daniels suspended from above, pissing all over you..duh) and get away without consequence, unless you are Putin on a display of epic treason.
About time Bobbie Brass Balls #Mueller puts the kibosh on all this IMHO.