Blast from the past. It’s been over a year since Shotgun Jeebus made an appearance on The Tim Channel? Fixed. Enjoy.
Congratulations on surviving the weekend, but if you find yourself taking a bit too much pride in that singular accomplishment you probably fall into one of these three categories.
You’ve finally collected yourself off the bathroom floor, and are overjoyed that God took your vow of future abstinence as a reason not to kill you outright (as you clung to the commode for dear life). Good thing that God doesn’t seem to take that promise very seriously or the college death rates in the US would skyrocket. Don’t worry if you made that promise yourself last weekend. You’ve absolutely nothing to fear. Drink up.
You’re a murderous death row inmate who just got a stay of execution.
You are deeply religious, and therefore so scared of dying and going to Heaven you’re overjoyed with every extra day that your savior allows you to exist…
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