The recent snow and creeping intrusion of holiday ornamentation heralds the annual War on Christmas, so I thought I’d toss in my two cents on where folks interested in stockpiling personal electronics for the upcoming apocalypse ought to be heading. This all assumes you have at least a bit of money left from all the necessary weapons upgrades.
Under the Tree
First off, if you don’t yet own a tablet device, the Apple iPad or iPad mini is the big winner in this year’s Christmas kerfuffle. I predict the iPad Mini will be the hottest gift of the season. I have a call in to Santa for an iPad Mini. It will be an upgrade from my iPad Micro (Iphone 4) Avoid the Microsoft Surface at any price. The Microsoft device is so underdeveloped there aren’t even apps for Facebook and Twitter, and the O/S is so fumbled I have actually seen screen shots of their tablet O/S giving those insane error messages Windows is famous for.
The new Apple iMac is the perfect desktop machine. The Apple TV is an inexpensive gift for a tech oriented family and might qualify as a stocking stuffer in some realms. Any iPhone is a treat, but the newest model is always the most cherished. That said, my iPhone4 is fantastic, so even if you can’t swing for the latest greatest iPhone5, there are cheaper options that don’t involve tremendous sacrifice in features or usability.
A Christmas Story (Ghosts of Christmas Past)
And to the many children of the cheapskate parents, I give my condolences in advance for the $99 Android monstrosity of a tablet your folks grabbed at the check-out line in Walmart the day before Xmas. Don’t swear about it in front of your folks or you might end up like Ralphie above. Lots of us didn’t get what we wanted because some knock-off product conned our parents into buying it instead of the real deal. I used to be THAT kid. When the Red Ryder BB gun was “the shizzle”, you could count on my parents getting me the cheap plastic version that shot soft rubber pellets. One of the best early gifts I remember as a little kid was getting a battery operated tow truck (with motorized lift and flashing red light!!) It was called the Big Bruiser. I saw one for sale on Ebay the other day. New in the box. Priced to sell at $1175! I was never one of those kids who treated his toys with the dignity of display quality handling. I could have sold my old Tonka truck for a small fortune, but it got pretty well ground down using it as a wagon to race down the sidewalks (and streets) in it’s day. Kids of my generation used the toys they got and then left ’em out in the rain. I guess that is why the small amount that remain command such high prices on Ebay.
Spotify Pro account. About ten bucks a month.
Apple gift cards. Available in various amounts starting at about $10.
Bluetooth headphones. From about $80 to $400. I own a pair similar to this that work well for me.