John Ashcroft’s Perilous Nipples / In which the desperately dour attorney general covers up Justice and Law, appropriately Sometimes it’s stories as tiny and seemingly insignificant as Attorney General and noted McCarthy sycophant John Ashcroft, a ferociously religious and wildly troubled, apparently sexless, desperately conservative ball of walking disgust with no discernable pulse but that’s just an opinion, ordering his very own Justice Department to spend $8,000 to purchase heavy blue drapes to cover the two large, noble, partially naked statues that have adorned the department’s Great Hall since the 1930s.

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