OMG! They Killed Jesus !!

“The whole time Clemmons kept saying things like trust him, the world is going to end soon, and that he was Jesus,” the report said.

This helps explain why Huckabee granted the guy clemency in the first place. How could he possibly deny a pardon to someone so enraptured?

Update: Jesus is not confirmed dead. He is on the loose. Consider him armed and very dangerous.

Update: The rat bastard is dead.

Besides the fact that Huckabee seems inclined to pardon any inmate who sees Jesus in his toast, the system of bail in this country is obviously whacked. The court system contributed mightily to this tragedy by letting him out of jail awaiting trial on child rape and arson.

I wonder if those in the criminal justice system might find some solace in the fact that Tommy Chong actually did hard time for the manufacture of glassware?

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Bulgarian Space Research Institute

According to Lachezar Filipov of the Bulgarian Space Research Institute, questions the agency beamed into space are being answered by the aliens.

The Bulgarian researchers are now analysing pictograms contained in 150 crop circles which have appeared around the globe in the past year.
Even then, we might not see eye-to-eye with them, he warned. Referring to our interference with nature, he said: ‘Extraterrestrials are critical of people’s amoral behaviour.’

I always figured when we made alien contact they would look at us like we’re total idiots. What are their thoughts on gay marriage or for-profit health care? Got a pictogram for that?

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